According to the app on my phone, I ovulated on Easter Sunday. I hope I released a tiny lil chocolate egg and my copper IUD produced coppery foil and wrapped it up nicely.

Adam’s sperm died on the T-shaped IUD and there’ll be no fucking resurrection.

[I don’t know what Easter is.]

Apr 22. 1 Notes.
No, this isn’t a perspective shot to make my orange juice look bigger. I will be needing this 1.75l at the very least if I ever want to finish my Ulysses essay.

No, this isn’t a perspective shot to make my orange juice look bigger. I will be needing this 1.75l at the very least if I ever want to finish my Ulysses essay.

Apr 21. 1 Notes.
sailllboat:

Philippe Caza
Les Monstres du Placard, 1970

sailllboat:

Philippe Caza

Les Monstres du Placard, 1970

(Source: dat-sick, via psychedelicpapi)

diosanegra:

happy easter, people

Very happy to be in a country right now that doesn’t celebrate Easter.

(Source: gingerdeer, via wfftipwff)

Yes. Good. Like.

Apr 17. 0 Notes.
Super-King (of the Jungle) size bed.

Days could be spent in here, lost. Will I ever emerge?

Super-King (of the Jungle) size bed.

Days could be spent in here, lost. Will I ever emerge?

Apr 14. 0 Notes.
Constant sex hair doesn’t even matter because Adam bought me this tshirt and I pretty much live in my Jam This shorts. Wearing such clothing makes me feel uber-energetic and I end up dancing round the apartment to HEALTH for hours in full view of the unfortunate multi-storey car park opposite. I am going to come home with the firmest hillocks for a butt I have ever known, I swear.

Constant sex hair doesn’t even matter because Adam bought me this tshirt and I pretty much live in my Jam This shorts. Wearing such clothing makes me feel uber-energetic and I end up dancing round the apartment to HEALTH for hours in full view of the unfortunate multi-storey car park opposite. I am going to come home with the firmest hillocks for a butt I have ever known, I swear.

Apr 13. 1 Notes.
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