Walking With Dinosaurs Episode 2: “Time Of The Titans” - Juvenile Sauropods
Look at ‘em shaking their lil’ booties. Goddamnit.
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My thoughts on Lady Lustfinger:
- You look like a banana.
- Oh well. Let’s put you in my vagina.
- HOLY F*CK.
victor ‘kool a.d.’ vazquez reading excerpts from joke book, which is now available in a limited reprint here
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Reason #6 to Plant a Garden
Mental health. Study after study shows that gardening is a positive experience, with effects like stress reduction and increased sense of well-being.
There’s actually a kind of bacteria in soil that improves mental health!
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you have really nice feet you shit. and i hate feetThis is the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me.
And folk dancing.I finally have appropriate attire for my 4 CDs of Beginners Guide to Eastern Europe. No one will look so great as I when I crack these out for Iest Sexy.
I think it’s something to do with Eastern Europe.Yes. That is probably it.
Anonymous asked: do u have a foot fetish
No.
Can someone please tell me what these things I have on my feet are?
Are they for me to show off my nail varnish but avoid getting blisters on my ankles? Are they foot fetish socks? Are they bondage socks and am I meant to tie my ankles together with the lacy ties? Do bondage socks exist?
Help.
